In Cameron Crowe’s Say Anything, your parents f*ck you up and you get to lose your virginity to John Cusack:
Sorry, John Cusack:
In Chronicle, directed by Josh Trank and written by John Landis, one of my new heroes (he gets Schopenhauer and Plato into the movie, sorta), your parents also f*ck you up, and while you don’t get to lose your virginity to John Cusak, you do almost get a blow-job from a cute girl with pink hair (and some pretty awesome telekinetic powers).
